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-----Original Message----->
From: Aniljoshi
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:39 AM
Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans
>> We sit before the monitor staring into the pixels, making faces the
> whole
> day like monkeys. And you claim that you are not in this monkey
> business?
> Beats me!!
>> ANIL JOSHI
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: AnandV
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:13 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: monkeys and dravidians
>> My theory is first step to identify software engrs.I'm more
> interested in
> showing that software engrs are not monkeys (bcas they are not
> aryans) which my house owner believes!!!
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: DHRUVAV
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:09 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: teachers and dravidian
>> Your theory only proves that Software engineers are not
> aryans.Therefore
> they can be any thing other than aryans and not only dravidians.
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: AnandV
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:04 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: teachers and dravidian
>> B'cas only teachers (arya's) are aryans. So all software engr's are
> dravidians.
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: raghavendrak
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:00 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Aryans- H aryana
>> Let me get it clear.Are u suggesting that all people in haryana are
> monkeys?????
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: ashokkm
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 199910:59 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Aryans- H aryana
>> No, Only the native of Haryana are are aryans b'coz U just remove
> the 'H' in
> Haryana so it becomes aryana.Agreed or not????
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: raghavendrak
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:54 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
>> Then even monkeys are aryans!!!!!!(I think they too have 10 fingers).
> That's
> what ramayan says. So all vanars were also aryans!!!
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Aniljoshi
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:50 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
>> How logical!! Now I could easily prove that even Africans are Aryans.
> They> have 10 fingers- so they are aryans. They have 10 toes on their feet -
> so
> they are aryans. Thanks for proving that all are aryans.
>> ANIL JOSHI
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kedardesai
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:40 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Proof:German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
>> Indians invented the decimal system. Ravan(Jew) had ten heads, Ram's
> father(aryan + German)had ten chariots (Dash-rath) etc.Thus , the
> base is
> 10. There fore they are all Indians
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Aniljoshi
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:58 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
>> Germans don't play cricket. So cricketers can't be germans. QED
>> ANIL JOSHI
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dinni Lingaraj
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:56 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/ Germans
>> It just occured that a better subject would have been "CRICKET" but
> this
> &nbs nbsp; one stopped ...."Are our cricketers Aryans/Germans ?" So
> we got
> to solve this one !
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Aniljoshi
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:55 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Major fallacy/Aryans & Germans
>> Let the 'intellectuals' decide... you will know who you are soon
> enough.
>> ANIL JOSHI
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Yeshwant Dattatreya
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:39 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
>> OH BOY!! WHO ARE WE?
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: ashokkm
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:37 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Major fallacy/Aryans & Germans
>> According to maxmuller, Aryans came from Middle East.
> According to Bal Gangadhar Tilak, Antarctica was the home place of
> Aryans.
> And Swami Dayanand Saraswati says Aryans were originally from India
> b'coz
> the place "saptsandhav" that is described many times in their book is
> nothing but Doab region between Ganga & Jamuna. And One theory
> according
> Bhagwandas is that Aryans were originally from India then they went to
> middle east and after some time they returned back to India.So there> are
> different theories about the origin of Aryans but recent belief is
> that only
> India was their native-land.
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Aniljoshi
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:37 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
>> So, at present we are at a point where MK's son is a Russian,
> implying MK is
> a Russian. MK is a ardent follower of Ravan who is a German Jew.
> Looks like
> the german govt running Karnataka(see our previous discussions for a
> proof
> of it) is conniving with the Russian govt at Tamilnadu (who support
> German)
> to fight the Italian Govts reps at 10 Janpath road. Some heavy
> international
> politics we have going on here. Wat's d'ya say man!!
>> ANIL JOSHI
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: amajumder
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:21 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
> Importance: High
>> Might be Russians too.. that explains why MK's son is called STALIN.
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: raghavendrak
> Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:13 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
>> Say this to the DMK and they're gonna kick u!! according to them> ravan was a
> dravidian and was attacked by ram as ram was an aryan. So if ram was a
> german, and assuming he was a 'hitlerite 'aryan, then ravan must have
> been a
> jew!!!
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Aniljoshi
> Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 6:57 PM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
>> No, on the contrary it proves that Ravan was a German since it was he
> who
> owned the Pushpak Viman. The passengers could belong to any country.
>> ANIL JOSHI
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: vishnoor
> Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 5:44 PM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: major fallacy...
>> After defeating ravana .... Sri Rama flew back in Ravana's pushpak
> vimana &
> This is what the Mordern Lufthansa is . It is the modern version of
> the
> older pushpaka vimana. The pushpak vimana was "driven" by hansa or
> swans....
> The insignia of Lufthansa is also a swan... This further proves Sri
> Rama was
> a German Hail Rama ....
>> ----------
> From: khandelwalh
> Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 199912:54 PM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: major fallacy...
>> the argument is wrong.
> the conclusion is fallacious
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: vishnoor
> Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 4:44 PM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Mithla
>> Rama was an aryan ;
> Germans claim to be aryans so Rama was a German &nbs nbsp; Hail
> Rama....
>> ----------
> From: ashokkm
> Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 199911:53 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Mithla
>> And what about Home minister Advani & Noble Prize winner Economics Dr.
> Amartya Sen???
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sudha Vedula
> Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 19994:02 PM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Mithla & Maithili
>> God Shiva is also a foreigner because
> Mt.Kailash is in China. Buddha was also a foreigner because
> Lumbini(?) is in Nepal. So was Guru Nanak, because Talwandi is in
> Pakistan.
> So was Porus. So was ****hari.....:)
>> -----Original Message-----

> From: Vikas Sharma
> Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 10:14 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Mithla & Maithili
>> Recently one Congress leader, in defense of Sonia, quoted that Sita
> was also
> a foreigner because Janakpuri is in Nepal.
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: Pranav Chandra
> Posted At: Wednesday, September 01,1999 1:10 PM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: Mithla & Maithili
>> Maithili is a language which derives it's name from the region in
> Bihar
> where it is spoken, the old kingdom of Mithla. There is a reference
> to the
> area even in Ramayana- Janak( Father of Sita) was king of Mithla and
> has
> been referred to as MithlaNaresh at many places in RamCharitraManas
> - therefore Sita was also called Maithili.
>> ----------
> From: Subhashis Roy
> Posted At: 1999"N9OE?1"=FA 13:03> Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: what is Maithili ?
> Importance: High
>> Maithili brahmins are known for their gastronome qualities !!!
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: yogesh=5Fpm
> Posted At: Wednesday, September 01,1999 12:12 PM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: re: what is maithili
>> Maithili is a language spoken in central bihar. It has its own
> literature.It
> has its root in the old kingdom of that area.It is similar to Hindi.
>> -----Original Message-----
> From: himanshudas
> Posted At: Wednesday, September 01, 1999 9:06 AM Posted To: General
> Conversation: What is Maithili?
> Subject: What is Maithili?
>> Hi!
>> Who or what is Maithili, in context of Indian literature?
> > > <<<<>>>